Turtle Trauma

I once had a dream where all four of the ninja Turtles were going through something very bad as adults, Leonardo losing his kids in a divorce with April O’Neill, Michelangelo dying of a drug overdose, Donatello being hospitalized after a lab incident and raph being evicted out of his house, and thrown on the…

Mosquitozilla

I had a weird dream that I was part of a task force to takedown a godzilla-sized mosquito without wings in the inner city. This was when I found out that the whole “you wake up when you die” concept was BS, because every time I died I would respawn. It was like groundhog day…

One Bad TV

When I was little I had a dream my TV ate my parents, then I smacked it with a giant pencil and they came out. Then we went to my aunt’s house and Swiper from Dora stole my pants. Then we went back to my house and my TV sneezed and blew up my house….

Nuclear Winter

I had a weird dream where I looked out my condo window to see snow falling. This might not be immediately weird, but I live in Florida. When I looked out the window, there was snow all over the parking lot and an eerie silence. As a stood at the window, I could hear the…

The Scream

In my dream I happened to be in a very mossy (thus entirely green) cellar of sorts, with a little window just below the roof being the only sourse of light in the cellar. I’m not going to mention every little detail I paid attention to, but as I was examining the room and was…

One Sweet Death

I dreamed I was being chased by a tiger out of my parents house, getting to the road to be treated by a talking pile of ice cream. Then the ice cream (sherbet) tells me to “get inside of it (the sherbet) because there’s no way I can outrun a tiger but if I’m inside…

Battery Packed

I dreamed that my whole town had turned Into the plastic looking Duracell battery people. They were collecting people who were not the plastic looking, battery in the back people yet, and then catapulting them through the elementary gym ceiling. Source A Real Human

Date Fright

I dreamed that I knew I was dreaming, then met up with lady co worker who invited me to her apartment. We were hanging out and she started telling me how her and her boyfriend liked to invade peoples dreams And scare the shit out of them. Then I looked down and her cat was…

Cheesy Krueger

I had a nightmare I was being chased by Freddy Krueger when I was a kid. Parents shouldn’t have let me watch that. Anywho, he was chasing me through my house as he does to his victims. I ran upstairs, the doors were closing like Indiana Jones being chased by boulder closing so I had…

Shiba Shapeshifters

Shapeshifting vampire aliens committed a bloody massacre on people that happened to all look like Nosferatu (but they were totally normal humans?), then took on the shape of a Shiba Inu. Mulder and Scully were blaming the murders on either this random saint bernard or my Newfie mix because the Shiba would have been too…