Funny Dreams

I once had a dream where all four of the ninja Turtles were going through something very bad as adults, Leonardo losing his kids in a divorce with April O’Neill, Michelangelo dying of a drug overdose, Donatello being hospitalized after a lab incident and raph being evicted out of his house, and thrown on the…

I had a weird dream that I was running from the cops for some reason, and I run into my mom. She takes me to this building that an old friend of hers owns, but the building is completely covered in grass like a ghillie suit. We get inside, and it turns out to be…

Once I dreamt an elephant. It kidnapped me and when I ran away he was searching and stalking me, I was terrified but nobody seemed to care. I’m still terrified of elephants or any big animals to this day. Source Stalked by Elephants

When I was little I had a dream my TV ate my parents, then I smacked it with a giant pencil and they came out. Then we went to my aunt’s house and Swiper from Dora stole my pants. Then we went back to my house and my TV sneezed and blew up my house….

I dreamed that my whole town had turned Into the plastic looking Duracell battery people. They were collecting people who were not the plastic looking, battery in the back people yet, and then catapulting them through the elementary gym ceiling. Source A Real Human

I dreamed that a janitor was on a paddle board with those yellow “caution: wet floor” signs all around him and he was standing up and paddling with a mop. Source So Fresh and So Clean

I dreamed about waking up in the middle of the night and my house roof just disappeared and frogs just started raining and they turned into cheese after 5 minutes Source Cursed Dreamer

Kanye West seeks my help moving his furniture out of an apartment. Also all the furniture is assembled out of cereal boxes. Cheerios, Froot Loops, Raisin Bran, Chex, etc. I actually had this dream three nights in a row. Sources Cereal Dreamer

I had a dream that I was trying to clean the toilet in my apartment, but no matter how hard I scrubbed it stayed filthy. I woke up legit sweating and anxious and ran to my bathroom to make sure my toilet was clean. Everything is clean in real life but I think about that…

I dreamed that the OG Disney characters (Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse, Goofy, etc.) were in a grunge rock band and I was at one of their concerts. It was weird and I have no explanation for it. Source OG Disney Fan

My wife just had a dream that I was pregnant (am male) and I gave birth to a puppy. She then took the puppy and nursed it herself. This was last night. I have no words. Source Doggie Daddy

I once dreamed Peppa Pig had died of swine flu and I was genuinely sad. Source Peppa Pig Dreamer

Very fuzzy but, one time, I had a dream where George Washington was riding a zebra into my house. Another one was when Broadway moved into the Amazon Jungle and I went to see a play there. The last one was the entire world started to fight in a paper towel war. I have crazy…

Overslept once because I had a dream that I was in a church and Soulja Boy was being baptized. Source Soulja Boy Dreamer

I had a weird dream that I walked into a castle and ended up in a giant room full of different pieces of bread. Guess I was craving bread. Source Bread Dude