Turtle Trauma

I once had a dream where all four of the ninja Turtles were going through something very bad as adults, Leonardo losing his kids in a divorce with April O’Neill, Michelangelo dying of a drug overdose, Donatello being hospitalized after a lab incident and raph being evicted out of his house, and thrown on the street to be homeless.

Mosquitozilla

I had a weird dream that I was part of a task force to takedown a godzilla-sized mosquito without wings in the inner city. This was when I found out that the whole “you wake up when you die” concept was BS, because every time I died I would respawn. It was like groundhog day but instead of learning to manipulate people in small town Pennsylvania, I was getting impaled by a monstrous insect. Source

Toothy Letters

I used to have a recurring nightmare for about 6 years where I was in this endless white room being chased by giant alphabet letters with teeth and eyes. It was horrific. Source

A Hell of an Adventure

I had a weird dream that I was walking down hanging bridge with my hiking friends until it collapsed and we all fell to river beneath. I survived and i swam to the land and noticed that there is small house there. I was going to ask help there but when i opened the house door i realized that it was sauna and there was demon baby inside of it and that baby killed me.…

Mom’s BFF Snoop

I had a weird dream that I was running from the cops for some reason, and I run into my mom. She takes me to this building that an old friend of hers owns, but the building is completely covered in grass like a ghillie suit. We get inside, and it turns out to be some sort of weed shop owned by none other than Snoop Dogg. So Snoop, my mom, and I sit down…

Elephant Stalker

Once I dreamt an elephant. It kidnapped me and when I ran away he was searching and stalking me, I was terrified but nobody seemed to care. I’m still terrified of elephants or any big animals to this day. Source

One Bad TV

When I was little I had a dream my TV ate my parents, then I smacked it with a giant pencil and they came out. Then we went to my aunt’s house and Swiper from Dora stole my pants. Then we went back to my house and my TV sneezed and blew up my house. Source

Nuclear Winter

I had a weird dream where I looked out my condo window to see snow falling. This might not be immediately weird, but I live in Florida. When I looked out the window, there was snow all over the parking lot and an eerie silence. As a stood at the window, I could hear the sound of a news broadcast coming from another room. “Breaking News: Iran launches nuclear attack on US” I woke up…

The Scream

In my dream I happened to be in a very mossy (thus entirely green) cellar of sorts, with a little window just below the roof being the only sourse of light in the cellar. I’m not going to mention every little detail I paid attention to, but as I was examining the room and was about to leave, I suddenly turned around and saw a ghostly figure. As I recall the thing I saw and…

One Sweet Death

I dreamed I was being chased by a tiger out of my parents house, getting to the road to be treated by a talking pile of ice cream. Then the ice cream (sherbet) tells me to “get inside of it (the sherbet) because there’s no way I can outrun a tiger but if I’m inside the tiger will still eat me but I won’t feel pain. So I do. Then I watch the tiger eat…

Battery Packed

I dreamed that my whole town had turned Into the plastic looking Duracell battery people. They were collecting people who were not the plastic looking, battery in the back people yet, and then catapulting them through the elementary gym ceiling. Source

Date Fright

I dreamed that I knew I was dreaming, then met up with lady co worker who invited me to her apartment. We were hanging out and she started telling me how her and her boyfriend liked to invade peoples dreams And scare the shit out of them. Then I looked down and her cat was eating my hand off. Source

Paddle Mopper

I dreamed that a janitor was on a paddle board with those yellow “caution: wet floor” signs all around him and he was standing up and paddling with a mop. Source

Raining Frogs and Cheese

I dreamed about waking up in the middle of the night and my house roof just disappeared and frogs just started raining and they turned into cheese after 5 minutes Source

Slender Snowman

I played Slender late at night with my friend, (I was 13 that time) I was getting tired, so I said bye byes and went to sleep. Here is how it starts: I, my friend (F1), and another friend (F2) are making a Slenderman statue out of snow (idk why lol). We go inside to get a few cups of drinks and go outside again. Statue is gone. F2 disappears. I see something not-faced in…

Junior High Jurassic Park

One of my recurring nightmares as a kid was being out in the schoolyard, and the field had turned into a lake. We weren’t sure what was in it, but then realized it was a dinosaur, and that t-rex was on its way. So we were running for our lives; into the school and up all 6 floors to the top of the building. I’d wake up every time T-rex’s head appeared in front of…

Cheesy Krueger

I had a nightmare I was being chased by Freddy Krueger when I was a kid. Parents shouldn’t have let me watch that. Anywho, he was chasing me through my house as he does to his victims. I ran upstairs, the doors were closing like Indiana Jones being chased by boulder closing so I had to roll under them. Finally, I was safe in my room, or so I thought, Freddy appears in a corner…

Shiba Shapeshifters

Shapeshifting vampire aliens committed a bloody massacre on people that happened to all look like Nosferatu (but they were totally normal humans?), then took on the shape of a Shiba Inu. Mulder and Scully were blaming the murders on either this random saint bernard or my Newfie mix because the Shiba would have been too small to murder about 20 people. The Shiba was taunting me that my dog was going to be taken away…

Yeezy Cheerios

Kanye West seeks my help moving his furniture out of an apartment. Also all the furniture is assembled out of cereal boxes. Cheerios, Froot Loops, Raisin Bran, Chex, etc. I actually had this dream three nights in a row. Sources

A Really Crappy Toilet

I had a dream that I was trying to clean the toilet in my apartment, but no matter how hard I scrubbed it stayed filthy. I woke up legit sweating and anxious and ran to my bathroom to make sure my toilet was clean. Everything is clean in real life but I think about that dream every time I poop at home. Source

Disney Grunge Band

I dreamed that the OG Disney characters (Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse, Goofy, etc.) were in a grunge rock band and I was at one of their concerts. It was weird and I have no explanation for it. Source

Post Partum Dog Dad

My wife just had a dream that I was pregnant (am male) and I gave birth to a puppy. She then took the puppy and nursed it herself. This was last night. I have no words. Source

RIP Peppa

I once dreamed Peppa Pig had died of swine flu and I was genuinely sad. Source

Stalker Teletubbies

I had a dream once where I was getting chased by Teletubbies, I hid from them by climbing inside a metal drawer where I found Ian McKellen who was also Mickey Mouse at the same time. Source

Weird Dream Trifecta

Very fuzzy but, one time, I had a dream where George Washington was riding a zebra into my house. Another one was when Broadway moved into the Amazon Jungle and I went to see a play there. The last one was the entire world started to fight in a paper towel war. I have crazy dreams. Source

Holy Soulja Boy

Overslept once because I had a dream that I was in a church and Soulja Boy was being baptized. Source https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bMf1SJmX0fs

Hunted by Pigeons

I once dreamed that I was being hunted by a human sized pigeon. I woke up terrified. Source https://www.youtube.com/shorts/f_HgzAd6SGE

Bread Castle

I had a weird dream that I walked into a castle and ended up in a giant room full of different pieces of bread. Guess I was craving bread. Source https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JGs3YKu8bNw

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